Beyond, beyond radical!

Massage your retinas.

100 Billion of Obama Stimulus Plan earmarked for shooting unrecyclable household items that can’t be thrown in the trash or recycled into space.

"Screw it, shooting it out into space is easier."

Your stashes of old batteries and cases of unused paint cannot be incinerated or buried since doing either ejects toxic plagues into the air and land. And those “green” CFL bulbs that contain mercury, can’t be easily dropped off at any old Home Depot thanks to Home "Foreclosure" Depot going out of business.

Oh, and the black obelisks, the ominous, omnipotent beings that rule our universe (last seen co-starring in “2001, A Space Odyssey”) are none too pleased about it. They are threatening to turn us back into apes.

NYC to lay off 7 million residents as finding comes in: "N.Y.C. so costly you need to earn six figures to make middle class."

image: Cheryl Dunn
Most middle-classers refused to take the news and had to be escorted to bridges and tunnels by NYPD and Bloomberg security. Some people attempted to garnish their wages in hopes to make upper-class, or wealthy.



New York City Mayor Abe Beame with famous Daily News front page from 1975 that summed up the city's desperate situation - and Washington's tough love response - back then.

BACK THEN??!!!!

We're moving to the land of chalk drawings:

The Appropriateness of Being Inappropriate

“I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me.”

Well, despite your success in a pool, you're young and the young have a responsibility to be inappropriate. There’s plenty of time to be old and faking it.

Road kill...

It's a shame to see such senseless killing on the sidewalks of our city. Watch out for shopping carts with that aimless stuck-in-headlights gaze. Many carts are feeling suicidal and may jump out in front of the unsuspecting consumer. Please be careful not to run them down. They are only living in your world. Please show some love. Stop saving. Start buying. End the senseless slaughter.

Photo taken at the corner of Atlantic Avenue and Bond Street. Victim: Target cart